Was asked about that link: "One teeny tiny question. Exactly what does one DO with the 20" dildoes on the UK site?"

So I came up with some possible uses for the giant dildo:
1) Sculpture, display on the coffee table or on a shelf.
2) Paperweight
3) White elephant gift at your church Christmas party.
4) Hatrack
5) Sex, can't hurt any worse than fisting.
6) Club, use it for self defense against an attacker.
7) Twink deterrent, display prominently when a fundie comes to the door.
8) The perfect gift for the person who has everything.
9) Christmas tree, wrap it up in twinkling lights.
10) For the guy who doesn't understand the meaning of the word NO. Tell him he has to be THIS big (show dildo) or he doesn't get any.
11) The perfect prop when you go live on your webcam.