A new coworker has decided to fix me up with a friend of his who is a short, balding, pauchy, security guard which he says makes good money. I don't believe that. Aside from all that, I can tell already he's no Vincent Valentine, he's a Christian and most probably a BAC (born again Christian). Not only am I not a BAC, I am a DYF (demented yaoi freak). I don't think it will work. Last time someone tried to fix me up with a security guard it didn't work. See he dislocated my shoulder, not during a date, thankfully. The only good that came out of knowing the guy was developing an appreciation for the problems trannies face in life. Probably shouldn't ramble, but just where am I going to find a man that appreciates yaoi, is straight and has nice equipment?